Worst Ten of 2011

Worst Ten

1-           Bad Teacher

This movie is just horrible from start to finish.  Complete waste of time that insults you in every way.

2-           Hanna

A mess of a movie that makes almost no sense.  Long and boring.  Somehow it got rave reviews.  That pissed me off even more!

3-           The Green Hornet

Funny how so many of my worst ten movies have Seth Rogan in them?  Why do I do it?

4-           Paul

See #3.  This movie was horrible.

5-           Hugo

This is a very slow train to dullsville.  Also got great reviews.  For me it was like scratching on a chalkboard!

6-           Hangover II

I know my age group was not the demo this movie was aiming for.  I liked the first one.  This was just a cheap remake of Hangover I set in a different city.

7-           Rango

Probably the most dull animated movie I have ever seen.  Johnny Depp couldn’t save this dog.

8-           In Time

I give them an E for effort but that’s as far as it goes.  Too campy and low budget.  Justin Timberlake is not ready to carry a movie like this.

9-           The Eagle

This is a dreadful movie I can’t see how it was ever made.  Acting and story are very bad.

10-       Limitless

I had high hopes for this movie.  I think the director screwed this one up.  Much of the movie you feel you are having a LSD flashback.

Should have been better…

1-  Kung Fu Panda II

No where to take this story.  Yet still they tried.

2-  Water for Elephants

Might be a good book.  Not a good movie

3-  The Descendants

I know people that loved this movie.  Too downbeat, silly and depressing for me.

4-  The Green Lantern

Not a good year for green superheros.

5-  Tower Heist

Had some funny parts.  How many?  Watch the two minute trailer and you see pretty much every one.