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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Royce's Top Ten/Worst Ten 2015

Royce’s Top 10/Worst 10
2015

1- The Martian- Lots of good movies.  Read the book first then saw the movie. Loved both!  I thought Matt Damon was great as was the rest of the cast.

2-Trainwreck- I rarely laugh out loud at movies.  Having an entire theater and my Hottie laughing along with me made it even better. Amy Schumer is VERY funny.  Story lags in the middle due to a first time movie script by Schumer, but funniest movie I have seen in a while.

3- Spotlight- A very well made and acted movie on a tough subject.  Definitely worth watching .  I see several Oscar nominations in the future.  I’m sure it will get a Best Picture nod.

4- Creed- Much better movie than I thought it would be.  We will be seeing Creed II, Creed III, ect.  Michael B. Jordan holds his own.  One of the better acting jobs for Sylvester Stallone.  Good movie.

5- The Big Short- Takes a complicated subject of the housing crisis of 2007 and not only makes it understandable but also entertaining.  A good cast.  I would see this one again.

6- Steve Jobs- Best movie so far about a complicated man.  Highlights three periods in his life and the complicated relationship with his daughter.  Michael Fassbender will surely get an Oscar Nomination from this one. 

7- The 33- Almost no one saw this underrated movie about the 33 Chilean miners trapped underground in 2010.  Antonio Banderas’s best work to date.  I really enjoyed this movie.  Make sure to bring your tissues.  Good rental.

8- Kingsman: The Secret Service- A sleeper hit about an English Secret Service group.  Colin Firth is great and newcomer Taron Egerton is starting what will most likely be a long successful career.  Good movie.

9- Star Wars- Okay, it was a near carbon copy of the first Star wars and there are plenty of plot holes.  Maybe my little stamp of approval here will help the poor guys with some box office support?  While it did aggravate me I felt it deserved a spot on the list.

10-The Intern-  This movie came out last January and many will have forgotten it.  Out now on dvd and worth a rental.  Not a unique story line.  Young/hot clothing designer has a business that is taking off yet unorganized.  In a publicity stunt they hire several retired people as interns.  Anne Hathaway is very good and I think this is some of Robert DeNiro’s best work.  He leaves the squinty eyed mafia guy that he has played a million times behind and is very likable.

Honorable Mention

1-Man from U.N.C.L.E
2- Ant-Man
3- The Duff
4- El Machina
5- Whiplash


Worst Ten

1- Jupiter Ascending- This movie is bad on so many levels.  Mila Kunis tries.  Channing Tatum has such a ridicules outfit and make up he could never recover.  Save your $1.29 on RedBox and don’t waste a couple hours of your life.

2- Magic Mike XXL- Wow, Channing Tatum holds down my top two on my Worst list.  I hope his career can recover from this.  : >  When the female audience this was clearly aimed at walk out you know something is bad wrong.  MM-I was bad.  This was ten times worse.

3- A Walk in the Woods- I know Robert Redford is getting up in years and has become a little more picky on his roles yet he choses this dog?  Nick Nolte looked such poor health I worried he might pass for real before the movie was over. This is a bad movie.

4- Taken 3- Liam Neeson is hot or cold.  He either makes very good movies or very bad movies.  This one falls in the second category.  I hope he got a good paycheck for this one.  He is a likable guy and good actor.  Wish he would pick better movies.

5- The Gunman- Sean Penn must have been hoping for a come back as a tough guy.  He clearly worked for months on his abs and biceps.  Sadly they worked minutes on the script. 

6- Fifty Shades of Gray- Oh good lord.

7- Minions- I LOVE the two Despicable Me movies.  Own both dvds.  I was never one of those that laughed hysterically at the goofy little yellow guys with no necks.  This movie was like scratch on a chalkboard for me.

8- The Good Dinosaur- Not a good year for animated movies.  Some did well at the box office because parents will sit thru anything to keep their little ones quiet and entertained for a couple hours.  This movie was too brutal in parts for little ones and too boring for adults.

9- Our Brand is Crisis- This movie couldn’t make up it’s mind if it wanted to be a funny political satire or a do-good tree hugger save the world film.  Ended up being neither.  This movie had lowest opening weekend for any Sandra Bullock movie and went downhill from there.

10- Point Break-  The X-Game scenes were indeed breathtaking.  The problem is most of those fit in the two minute movie trailer.  Then they had to fill in that time between.  Sorry.

Should have been better

1- The Hunger Games
2- Tomorrowland
3- Mad Max
4- SELF/LESS

5- Spy

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