Royce's Worst Ten 1990

Funny how many of these I don't even remember!

Worst Movies of 1990                 

1) Jacobs Ladder--- A movie about a guy dying in surgery at Vietnam dreams how the next eight years of his life might  have been. Is it real or a dream. It's a very bad, hard to       follow movie.             

2) Blue Steel--- Jamie Lee Curtis stars in this very stupid cop movie.  A guy picks up the murder weapon from the  crime scene and starts killing people. Naturally she starts      :to date the guy and cant figure out which way is up.  The  bad guy has more lives than Jason.           

3) Robocop 2--- If this had been one tenth as good as the first one it would not have made my worst ten list.  This was just a poorly made movie with a bad plot. I don't look      8for Peter Weller to be a big star in the movies to come.           

4) Miami Blues--- I only saw this movie because I like  Alec Baldwin and Fred Ward.  It turned out to be completely pointless and bored me to tears.           

5) Death Warrant--- Come on Claude Van Dame, we know you have a great karate chop, but why can't you pick a decent  movie to star in?  Claude gets beat into hamburger meat   until the end of the movie and then kills the bad guy. Clever, huh?           

6) Darkman--- This movie had some potential, but it fell to pieces as it went along. How can a tall thin man put on  another face and become a shorter fat man? Why is he called      Darkman?  His face is supposed to last longer at night, yet  $he does everything in the day light.           

7) Bird on a Wire--- Mel and Goldie you should be  ashamed. I really like both of them, but this movie was  really dumb.  I'm glad I didn't pay full price to see it!           

8) Rocky V--- Yo Adrian, why did I make another movie?   There may be Rocky movies up to twenty but this is the last    one I'll see!            

9) Another 48 Hrs.--- Another rip off sequel for 1990.    This movie completely  copies the first one and dosent do it  very well. Eddie Murphy looks fat and Nick Nolte makes his       first bad movie.            

10) The Godfather III--- There were worse movies in 1990,  (but I expected so much out of this one.          

 Dishonorable mention           

1) Pacific Heights--- With this cast this should have  been so much better     

2) Total Recall--- One good movie this year for Arnold,  one disappointment.      

3) Revenge--- Same thing for Kevin Costner. One good movie, one bad one.