My Worst Ten Movies of 2002

Worst Ten

1-        Rollerball

One of the worst in recent memory.  Poorly directed.  Poorly filmed.  Edited like a confusing MTV video.  Even the actors didnt seem to know what was going on. Was absolutely nothing like the original.

2-        The Tuxedo

I cant believe Jackie Chan would be involved in a movie this idiotic.  Jennifer Love Hewitt acts like she were in a bad Fox Sitcom. She wishes.  Even the action sceens were poor.

3-        Mr. Deeds

I’m guessing this is something Adam Sandler wrote on the back of a napkin. If he dosent start picking better movies and quit putting his same buddies in every movie he makes he will be old news. 

4-        I Spy

It had about three funny parts and they were in the commercials. Eddie Murphy, please quit taking every movie based on what they pay you. You have money, pick better movies.

5-        Moonlight Mile

Commercials led you to believe it was one kind of movie, yet was completely different.  Great cast but about as much fun as watching paint dry. VERY SLOOOW.

6-        Men in Black II

Should have stopped at MIB I.  You would think after so many years after the original they could have come up with a better storyline.

7-        Insominia

I felt like I had stayed awake several days after coming out of the theater.  Good acting but not worth watching.

8-        Harts War

Another movie advertised as one thing and turns out to be completely different.  I went to see an action war movie.  Instead I got an internal war crimes racist trial and acting that reminded me of old Hogans Heros reruns.

9-        I Am Sam

They tried with this one, but there just wasnt enough of a story.  So they kept going over and over with the same thing. Mentally challanged dad wants to keep his daughter.  Social workers made to be the bad guy but the man really was not able to take care of her.

10-      Collateral Damage

Arnold, if you are going to make movies like this please quit and run for Govenor or something. I liked big Arnie trying to blend with the locals at caribian country by putting on a hat.  Dont waste time with this one.

Should have been better

1-        The Imposter                      This is not terrible but should have been much better

2-        Monsters Ball                     Grossly overrated. Terrible people.  Slow movie.

3-        Trapped                                Parts of this are so poorly done it’s comical

4-        Windtalkers                          The movie was about N. Cage, little about Windtalkers

5-        Two Weeks Notice            Not a bad movie but should have been so much better.