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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Royce's Oscar Pics 2012

The 84th Academy Awards

I tried not to sound angry.  Cassie said it did not work.  I am not happy with this years nominations at all...

Royce’s Oscar Picks

Anyone that knows me knows I don’t care for the Oscars or awards shows in general.  The Oscar voters are snobs that seem to think a movie that is successful in the box office is not worthy.  This years crop of movies is all the proof you need to see.  Out of nine movies nominated (why nine?)  there is only one that grossed over $100 Million. That would be the Help.  Not that box office is the only measure of a good movie.  I think the voters think they are smarter than we are and any movie that sells tickets can’t be that good. Here are my predictions.

The Artist-  I just can’t bring myself to pay money to see a silent movie.  A black and white silent movie at that.  Maybe I’ll rent it some day.

The Descendants-  I have a friend that loved this movie.  I did not.  I thought it was nothing like the trailers made it out to be.  Very depressing.  I’m over with the teen angst movies too.  The rude teenager hates everyone and treats dad like crap until she see’s the light and now loves everyone.  Not my cup of tea.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close-  Maybe I’ll rent this some day.  Besides having Tom Hanks in it I saw nothing that made me want to see it.

The Help- I waited to rent this movie and admit it was better than I thought it would be.  The nominations were well deserved.  I think it’s a shame Emma Stone did not get nominated.  The fact that this was a big box office hit may kill any chance of it winning.

Hugo-  What a long, boring waste of film stock.  This is like sitting through a two and half hour history lesson on silent movies. It was so dull you can’t even fall asleep.

Midnight in Paris-  I have never be a Woody Allen fan.  Any other director that somehow gets A-list actors yet gross’s less than $50 million would be a huge failure.  Somehow he keeps working.  It’s not for me.

Moneyball-  I would call this the best movie of the bunch.  Is it a movie deserving an Oscar?  Not even close.  It’s a fun, likable and entertaining  movie about a baseball team.  It’s good, but not award worthy.

The Tree of Life-  I don’t even remember this being in the theaters. I don’t think a movie only 27 people saw should be nominated.  I rented the dvd and seriously thought someone had mixed up the scenes.  It was very strange and started to give me a headache. 

War Horse-  This is the typical epic movie that generally gets an Oscar nomination.  It was a good movie. Not  great.  Kinda longer than it needs to be and has that feel that they are just trying too hard. 

Who I think should win-  Honestly,  I don’t think any of these should win. 
Who I think will win: I’m guessing The Help since they have so many other nominations and it seems like they are on a roll. 


Best Actor

Demian Bichir-  I have seen MANY movies and have never heard of this guy or the movie A Better Life

George Clooney-  He does a good job mostly in this movie.  At times I felt he flashed back to being the goofy guy from O Brother, Where Art Thou?  I think he has been better in other movies.

Jean Dujardin-  Did not see the silent movie.  Have seen him on some talk shows and found him to be likable and funny.

Gary Oldman-  He is a good actor.  Did not see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.  Heard it was not very good.

Brad Pitt-  Pretty boy does a good job.  Without Brad Moneyball is not made.   Not award winning good, but good.

Who I think should win-   Out of this bunch I’d say Brad Pitt although he was much better in Benjamin Buttons.
Who I think will win: - I’m guessing George Clooney. 


Best Actress

Glenn Close- I’m betting no one reading this has seen the movie Albert Nobbs.  I have not seen a movie I liked where one sex plays the other since Tootsie.  No desire to see this one.

Viola Davis- She does a good job in the Help.  I think Emma Stone should have got the nod instead.  Viola is a fine actress.  Just not the best one here.

Rooney Mara-  She wouldn’t even win Best Actress to play a tattooed girl.  Noomi Repace in the Swiss version is much better

Meryl Streep- Almost no one has seen The Iron Lady.  I have not.  I think Ms. Streep has a contract with someone that says she has to be nominated for every movie she makes.

Michelle Williams-  I am not a fan.  She keeps making movies that no one seems yet somehow get’s nominations.  I think she’s a bit of a weirdo and not a very good actress.

Who I think should win-   This is a tough one.  I only saw two of the five movies. 
Who I think should win-   I’m guessing Glenn Close but that is just a shot in the dark.

Best Supporting Actor-

Kenneth Branagh-  I did not see My Week With Marilyn.

Jonah Hill-  I don’t usually find him funny but he is very good in Moneyball. 

Nick Nolte- A classic performance in Warrior.  If he does not win I’ll never watch the Oscars again.  Oh yeah I don’t watch now.

Christopher Plumber- Never even heard of the movie Beginners.  It grossed a whole $5.2 million box office. 

Max von Sydow-  Did not see Extremely Loud & Extremely Close

Who I think should win-   Nick Nolte hands down. 
Who I think will win:  Nick may have a shot but I’m guessing Christopher Plummer.  The snobs in the academy will think this will get the Beginners a few ticket sales.


Best Supporting Actress

Berenice Bejo-  As I have said I have not seen the Artist but was under the impression Bejo was the star of the movie.  Not sure who she supports.

Jessica Chastain- I like Jessica.  Think she is purty.  Her character was pretty goofy  in the Help.  She was in seven movies in 2011.  Maybe nomination was for a mix of them all?

Melissa McCarthy- She was very funny in a role type not usually nominated.  I like her a lot.

Janet McTeer-  I have never heard of her nor seen the movie Albert Nobbs.

Octavia Spencer- I think she was born to play this role in The Help.  With her bug eyes and sass she makes the movie. 

Who I think should win-   Octavia Spencer
Who I think will win:  Octavia Spencer


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